Perks of dating/marrying/having me as a life partner!

Do you want to know the pros and cons of dating/marrying/having me as your life partner?

Well, okay, first let's talk about the pros:

I am loyal as a dog and monogamous as a goose. মানে কি আর বলতাম ভাই, নিজের ঢোল নিজে পেটালে শুনতে ভালো লাগলেও দেখতে খারাপ লাগে। তয় হাচাই আমি কুত্তার মত লয়াল। Once you have me in your life, I see nothing else (I still don't, even though I don't have you yet).

I am ugly and short, so you will have no insecurity that someone will snatch me away from you. On the other hand, I will have the insecurity of being with someone as beautiful as you 😭. I will be like, “Please Keya, don't leave me,” haha.

I will love you as a life partner and treat you as my immediate family. I barely have any family left to serve. I know it sounds sad and pathetic, but you will be my everything (you already are).

I will take care of your soul and make sure it is handled with care. I see you as someone with whom I can share my 80th birthday on a porch and rekindle these memories.

We are practically alike, as I said before. You are just a reflection of my soul. So, soulmate forever ♾️.

I can cook edible food and Chinese cuisine as well. I also make great salads.

I am bad at jhogra but good at talking things through and solving problems.

Cons:

I am ugly and short.

I am not loaded, but I am content. So you will have to contribute to building our dream future together.

I have a slightly bearable attachment issue, but as an ADHD-driven man, I sometimes require alone time to recharge my social battery.

Okay, now. Please be mine.

Warmly, Someone from your orbit.